I hate computers — and some things about them are even worse than others. For example, today's winner of the grand annoyance prize: the ‘key board’.
Rather than spend the next eighteen paragraphs whining though, I'm going to list some tiny ways of improving the situation.
Apple, what is this even?
Yeah, much better! Well… apart from still having this ridiculous asymmetrically staggered key layout someone decided on two hundred years ago. And being a bit awkward and clumpy. (Apparently the old ones are better, but no USB…) It's an improvement anyway, and probably the best thing that doesn't cost incredible thousands of
But obviously, if you're going to use one of these with a Macintosh it will result in some mild inconvenience and/or pain…
The modifiers must be remapped to their normal Appley locations in keyboard preferences—but once this is done it's great; the command keys are even more thumb-friendly than on ‘proper’ Mac keyboards.
Sadly the menu key is special and can't be remapped without external assistance. Luckily said external assistance is even more generally useful…
There's an odd but effective utility, misleadingly named KeyRemap4MacBook (it actually works on anything running OS X) Karabiner (it's not a karabiner), which provides a huge list of remapping options. Some of them are even useful! I use these:
What a totally senseless key. Presumably designed for using a typewriter with hands that aren't 100% prepared for it, it now takes up valuable space on millions of desks.
I remap mine to backspace for a left hand advantage. Other Tom, who (allegedly) makes fewer mistakes, prefers escape. Command-line nerds generally seem to like ctrl. Basically any option is less useless than caps lock.
For doing that, I use Seil, by the same developer as KeyRemap4Whatever Karabiner (it's a separate application because the caps lock key is ‘special’) not any more, it's not.
If you're a fan of more elaborate hacks, it's even possible to use both applications combined, to achieve advanced multifunctional mayhem!
I've been using the Dvorak layout ever since I tried it to force myself to touch type, and while it was designed by trial and error on typewriters, I've totally failed to find anything better for general use.
Obviously this is massively subjective though, and trying out all the options is a great way to waste time.
So, that's probably the nerdiest and least useful post on this blog so far. More of that next time!